Most Annoying Actors

This isn't a list of worst actors. Just the ones that annoy the crap out of us. Guest starring Marc.

Yeah he sucks too.

Tim
1. Nicolas Cage
2. Sean Penn
3. Juliette Lewis
4. Carlos Mencia
5. Richard Gere

Wes
1. Hugh Grant
2. Billy Crystal
3. Ben Afleck
4. George Clooney
5. Bruce Willis

Dave
1. Jimmy Fallon
2. Joe Pesci
3. Dane Cook
4. Nick Cage
5. Steven Seagal

Marc
1. Nicolas Cage
2. Carlos Mencia
3. Dane Cook
4. Vin Diesel
5. Steven Seagal

Movie Sequels

Who doesn't love a good sequel? You get to develop the characters more, you get to unveil new goodies, and you can introduce some really cool new characters. Here's our favorite five, fittingly all tied for second.

Good thing the planned sequel to this, Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Crime League wasn't made, or we'd have to break this list up. Seriously, the end of the credits promises a sequel.

T-2. The Dark Knight
T-2. The Empire Strikes Back
T-2. The Godfather, Part II
T-2. Terminator 2
T-2. The Two Towers

Vacation, All I Ever Wanted

Well it's the weekend, so this is an appropriate list. These are the Top 5 places we'd like to visit that we haven't been to before. Guest starring Marc.

As long was we don't take Oceanic Airlines there, we'll be fine.

Tim
Scotland
Mars
New Zealand
Hawaii
Alaska

Wes
Hawaii
Japan
Australia
Scotland
Alaska

Dave
Outer Space
Ireland
England
Germany
Key West

Marc
France
London
Puerto Rico
California
New Zealand

Tom Cruise Movies

We've tapped our inner thetans for this list.
Filling in for Wes is Dan.

Yes Tom, you're #1. And #2, 3, 4 and 5. Congrats.

Tim

1. The Last Samurai
2. Vanilla Sky
3. Collateral
4. Minority Report
5. Mission: Impossible

Dave

1. A Few Good Men
2. Collateral
3. The Color of Money
4. Jerry Maguire
5. Interview with the Vampire

Dan

1. A Few Good Men
2. Days of Thunder
3. Mission: Impossible
4. Tropic Thunder
5. The Last Samurai

Annoying Movie Characters

Jar Jar Binks is the most annoying movie character ever. Disagree? Try and name someone worse. You can't. And whoever you're thinking of is probably only in one film. Jar Jar brings his special brand of mind numbingly unfunny comic relief to three films. That can't be topped. Here are the 5 characters that gave it a valiant effort to top it.

Jar Jar's so bad he horrifies himself.

1. Chris Tucker in The Fifth Element
2. Pee Wee Herman
3. Roger Rabbit
4. Tobey Maguire in Spiderman 3
5. Hayden Christensen in Attack of the Clones

Thanks a lot George Lucas.

Sword Fights

Swords are awesome. Sword fights, even more awesome. Here's our favorite silver screen duels with a sword.

Really they're all just second to Indiana Jones vs. crazy swordsman.

1. Phantom Menace - Qui-Gon Jinn & Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. Darth Maul
2. Princess Bride - Westley vs. Inigo Montoya
3. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest - Jack Sparrow vs. Will Turner vs. Capt. Norrington
4. Gladiator - Maximus vs. Tigris of Gaul & tigers
5. Rob Roy - Rob Roy vs. Archibald Cunningham

Laughing Gas

Our favorite comedic TV shows and movies, and our top stand up comics. Guest appearance by Marc.

I promise you Yakov Smirnoff is not on here.
Except for this photo.

Dave

TV Shows

1. Seinfeld
2. The Simpsons
3. Kids in the Hall
4. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
5. Chappelle's Show

Movies

1. 40 Year Old Virgin
2. The Big Lebowski
3. Anchorman
4. Borat
5. This is Spinal Tap

Stand Up Comics

1. Bill Hicks
2. Eddie Izzard
3. Mitch Hedberg
4. Dave Chappelle
5. George Carlin

Wes

TV Shows

1. Seinfeld
2. The Simpsons
3. Curb Your Enthusiam
4. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
5. Married with Children

Movies

1. Dumb and Dumber
2. Billy Madison
3. Death to Smoochy
4. Army of Darkness
5. Pick of Destiny

Stand Up Comics

1. Jerry Seinfeld
2. Sam Kinnison
3. Jim Carey
4. Bob Saget
5. Tom Greene

Tim

TV Shows

1. Arrested Development
2. Seinfeld
3. The Simpsons
4. Married with Children
5. The Office

Movies

1. The Big Lebowski
2. Dumb and Dumber
3. Super Troopers
4. Galaxy Quest
5. Blazing Saddles

Stand Up Comics

1. Chris Rock
2. Dave Chappelle
3. Eddie Murphy
4. Robin Williams
5. Patton Oswalt

Marc

TV Shows

1. Peep Show
2. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
3. Arrested Development
4. South Park
5. Mighty Boosh

Movies

1. Anchorman
2. Pineapple Express
3. Superbad
4. Life of Brian
5. Jackass

Stand Up Comics

1. Robin Williams
2. Dave Chappelle
3. Eddie Izzard
4. Chris Rock
5. Mitch Hedberg

Mustaches, a pictorial

It's March Mustache Madness for us here at Top 5. Let's look at some of the ones we idolize.

Tim

1. Sam Elliot



2. Tom Selleck









3. Wilford Brimley



4. Hulk Hogan



5. Carl Weathers



Wes

1. Tom Selleck
2. Yanni



3. Sam Elliot
4. Burt Reynolds



5. Wilford Brimley

Dave

1. Sam Elliot
2. Wilford Brimley
3. Hulk Hogan
4. Edward James Olmos



5. Freddie Mercury

Metallica Songs

Let's start this off with a bang. Or a firework that melts your arm.


-AH!

Wes:
1. Fade to Black
2. The Day that Never Comes
3. For Whom the Bell Tolls
4. Damage, Inc.
5. Where the Wild Things Are

Tim:
1. Fade to Black
2. One
3. No Leaf Clover
4. Enter Sandman
5. Welcome Home (Sanitarium)

Dave:
1. Fade To Black
2. One
3. The Unforgiven
4. Wherever I May Roam
5. Master of Puppets