This isn't a list of worst actors. Just the ones that annoy the crap out of us. Guest starring Marc.
Tim
1. Nicolas Cage
2. Sean Penn
3. Juliette Lewis
4. Carlos Mencia
5. Richard Gere
Wes
1. Hugh Grant
2. Billy Crystal
3. Ben Afleck
4. George Clooney
5. Bruce Willis
Dave
1. Jimmy Fallon
2. Joe Pesci
3. Dane Cook
4. Nick Cage
5. Steven Seagal
Marc
1. Nicolas Cage
2. Carlos Mencia
3. Dane Cook
4. Vin Diesel
5. Steven Seagal
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Movie Sequels
Who doesn't love a good sequel? You get to develop the characters more, you get to unveil new goodies, and you can introduce some really cool new characters. Here's our favorite five, fittingly all tied for second.
T-2. The Dark Knight
T-2. The Empire Strikes Back
T-2. The Godfather, Part II
T-2. Terminator 2
T-2. The Two Towers
Good thing the planned sequel to this, Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Crime League wasn't made, or we'd have to break this list up. Seriously, the end of the credits promises a sequel.
T-2. The Dark Knight
T-2. The Empire Strikes Back
T-2. The Godfather, Part II
T-2. Terminator 2
T-2. The Two Towers
Friday, March 26, 2010
Vacation, All I Ever Wanted
Well it's the weekend, so this is an appropriate list. These are the Top 5 places we'd like to visit that we haven't been to before. Guest starring Marc.
Tim
Scotland
Mars
New Zealand
Hawaii
Alaska
Wes
Hawaii
Japan
Australia
Scotland
Alaska
Dave
Outer Space
Ireland
England
Germany
Key West
Marc
France
London
Puerto Rico
California
New Zealand
Tim
Scotland
Mars
New Zealand
Hawaii
Alaska
Wes
Hawaii
Japan
Australia
Scotland
Alaska
Dave
Outer Space
Ireland
England
Germany
Key West
Marc
France
London
Puerto Rico
California
New Zealand
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Tom Cruise Movies
We've tapped our inner thetans for this list.
Filling in for Wes is Dan.
Tim
1. The Last Samurai
2. Vanilla Sky
3. Collateral
4. Minority Report
5. Mission: Impossible
Dave
1. A Few Good Men
2. Collateral
3. The Color of Money
4. Jerry Maguire
5. Interview with the Vampire
Dan
1. A Few Good Men
2. Days of Thunder
3. Mission: Impossible
4. Tropic Thunder
5. The Last Samurai
Filling in for Wes is Dan.
Tim
1. The Last Samurai
2. Vanilla Sky
3. Collateral
4. Minority Report
5. Mission: Impossible
Dave
1. A Few Good Men
2. Collateral
3. The Color of Money
4. Jerry Maguire
5. Interview with the Vampire
Dan
1. A Few Good Men
2. Days of Thunder
3. Mission: Impossible
4. Tropic Thunder
5. The Last Samurai
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Annoying Movie Characters
Jar Jar Binks is the most annoying movie character ever. Disagree? Try and name someone worse. You can't. And whoever you're thinking of is probably only in one film. Jar Jar brings his special brand of mind numbingly unfunny comic relief to three films. That can't be topped. Here are the 5 characters that gave it a valiant effort to top it.
1. Chris Tucker in The Fifth Element
2. Pee Wee Herman
3. Roger Rabbit
4. Tobey Maguire in Spiderman 3
5. Hayden Christensen in Attack of the Clones
Thanks a lot George Lucas.
1. Chris Tucker in The Fifth Element
2. Pee Wee Herman
3. Roger Rabbit
4. Tobey Maguire in Spiderman 3
5. Hayden Christensen in Attack of the Clones
Thanks a lot George Lucas.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Sword Fights
Swords are awesome. Sword fights, even more awesome. Here's our favorite silver screen duels with a sword.
1. Phantom Menace - Qui-Gon Jinn & Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. Darth Maul
2. Princess Bride - Westley vs. Inigo Montoya
3. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest - Jack Sparrow vs. Will Turner vs. Capt. Norrington
4. Gladiator - Maximus vs. Tigris of Gaul & tigers
5. Rob Roy - Rob Roy vs. Archibald Cunningham
1. Phantom Menace - Qui-Gon Jinn & Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. Darth Maul
2. Princess Bride - Westley vs. Inigo Montoya
3. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest - Jack Sparrow vs. Will Turner vs. Capt. Norrington
4. Gladiator - Maximus vs. Tigris of Gaul & tigers
5. Rob Roy - Rob Roy vs. Archibald Cunningham
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Laughing Gas
Our favorite comedic TV shows and movies, and our top stand up comics. Guest appearance by Marc.
Dave
TV Shows
1. Seinfeld
2. The Simpsons
3. Kids in the Hall
4. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
5. Chappelle's Show
Movies
1. 40 Year Old Virgin
2. The Big Lebowski
3. Anchorman
4. Borat
5. This is Spinal Tap
Stand Up Comics
1. Bill Hicks
2. Eddie Izzard
3. Mitch Hedberg
4. Dave Chappelle
5. George Carlin
Wes
TV Shows
1. Seinfeld
2. The Simpsons
3. Curb Your Enthusiam
4. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
5. Married with Children
Movies
1. Dumb and Dumber
2. Billy Madison
3. Death to Smoochy
4. Army of Darkness
5. Pick of Destiny
Stand Up Comics
1. Jerry Seinfeld
2. Sam Kinnison
3. Jim Carey
4. Bob Saget
5. Tom Greene
Tim
TV Shows
1. Arrested Development
2. Seinfeld
3. The Simpsons
4. Married with Children
5. The Office
Movies
1. The Big Lebowski
2. Dumb and Dumber
3. Super Troopers
4. Galaxy Quest
5. Blazing Saddles
Stand Up Comics
1. Chris Rock
2. Dave Chappelle
3. Eddie Murphy
4. Robin Williams
5. Patton Oswalt
Marc
TV Shows
1. Peep Show
2. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
3. Arrested Development
4. South Park
5. Mighty Boosh
Movies
1. Anchorman
2. Pineapple Express
3. Superbad
4. Life of Brian
5. Jackass
Stand Up Comics
1. Robin Williams
2. Dave Chappelle
3. Eddie Izzard
4. Chris Rock
5. Mitch Hedberg
Dave
TV Shows
1. Seinfeld
2. The Simpsons
3. Kids in the Hall
4. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
5. Chappelle's Show
Movies
1. 40 Year Old Virgin
2. The Big Lebowski
3. Anchorman
4. Borat
5. This is Spinal Tap
Stand Up Comics
1. Bill Hicks
2. Eddie Izzard
3. Mitch Hedberg
4. Dave Chappelle
5. George Carlin
Wes
TV Shows
1. Seinfeld
2. The Simpsons
3. Curb Your Enthusiam
4. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
5. Married with Children
Movies
1. Dumb and Dumber
2. Billy Madison
3. Death to Smoochy
4. Army of Darkness
5. Pick of Destiny
Stand Up Comics
1. Jerry Seinfeld
2. Sam Kinnison
3. Jim Carey
4. Bob Saget
5. Tom Greene
Tim
TV Shows
1. Arrested Development
2. Seinfeld
3. The Simpsons
4. Married with Children
5. The Office
Movies
1. The Big Lebowski
2. Dumb and Dumber
3. Super Troopers
4. Galaxy Quest
5. Blazing Saddles
Stand Up Comics
1. Chris Rock
2. Dave Chappelle
3. Eddie Murphy
4. Robin Williams
5. Patton Oswalt
Marc
TV Shows
1. Peep Show
2. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
3. Arrested Development
4. South Park
5. Mighty Boosh
Movies
1. Anchorman
2. Pineapple Express
3. Superbad
4. Life of Brian
5. Jackass
Stand Up Comics
1. Robin Williams
2. Dave Chappelle
3. Eddie Izzard
4. Chris Rock
5. Mitch Hedberg
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Mustaches, a pictorial
It's March Mustache Madness for us here at Top 5. Let's look at some of the ones we idolize.
Tim
1. Sam Elliot
2. Tom Selleck
3. Wilford Brimley
4. Hulk Hogan
5. Carl Weathers
Wes
1. Tom Selleck
2. Yanni
3. Sam Elliot
4. Burt Reynolds
5. Wilford Brimley
Dave
1. Sam Elliot
2. Wilford Brimley
3. Hulk Hogan
4. Edward James Olmos
5. Freddie Mercury
Tim
1. Sam Elliot
2. Tom Selleck
3. Wilford Brimley
4. Hulk Hogan
5. Carl Weathers
Wes
1. Tom Selleck
2. Yanni
3. Sam Elliot
4. Burt Reynolds
5. Wilford Brimley
Dave
1. Sam Elliot
2. Wilford Brimley
3. Hulk Hogan
4. Edward James Olmos
5. Freddie Mercury
Friday, March 12, 2010
Metallica Songs
Let's start this off with a bang. Or a firework that melts your arm.
-AH!
Wes:
1. Fade to Black
2. The Day that Never Comes
3. For Whom the Bell Tolls
4. Damage, Inc.
5. Where the Wild Things Are
Tim:
1. Fade to Black
2. One
3. No Leaf Clover
4. Enter Sandman
5. Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
Dave:
1. Fade To Black
2. One
3. The Unforgiven
4. Wherever I May Roam
5. Master of Puppets
Wes:
1. Fade to Black
2. The Day that Never Comes
3. For Whom the Bell Tolls
4. Damage, Inc.
5. Where the Wild Things Are
Tim:
1. Fade to Black
2. One
3. No Leaf Clover
4. Enter Sandman
5. Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
Dave:
1. Fade To Black
2. One
3. The Unforgiven
4. Wherever I May Roam
5. Master of Puppets
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