Don't look at me like that ABC Warrior. It's not my fault you didn't make the list.
Tim
1. Optimus Prime
For proper trucker attire, he should have had a mesh hat.
2. R2-D2
What would have happened if that other R2 didn't have a bad motivator?
3. The Terminator
Previewing the rest of this list... "I'll be back."
4. Bender
Everyone loves an alcoholic robot.
5. Sonny
3 Laws, 1 kick-ass robot.
Dave
1. Optimus Prime
2. The Terminator
3. RoboCop
Hey let's make a robot cop, and let's not bother programming Miranda rights!
4. Cylons
Number 6 would be #1, but the humanoid Cylons don't count. What a shame.
These kind of Cylons do count though. The cylons were created by man. They evolved. They rebelled. Man realized he fucked up.
5. Data
You can't assimilate a robot. But they tried.
Wes
1. The Terminator
2. Optimus Prime
3. HAL-9000
Unsurprisingly, not on Dave's list.
4. C-3PO
Admit it, you ate his cereal, and you loved it.
5. K.I.T.T.
The only way K.I.T.T. could be more badass?
Have a giant golden phoenix painted on the hood.
Lame Robots
Peter Crouch, please set the bar for us:
1. Krang's body
We love to hate Krang.
2. Skids and Mudflap
Racial stereotype robots! What's not to love?
3. A.I.
Kubrick rolled over in his grave, too bad this kid couldn't see it.
4. Bicentennial Man
Thankfully we'll all be dead by the time the sequel, Tricentennial Man, comes out.
5. The Robot from Lost in Space
That man has the right idea.
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