Comic Book Characters

We're back! We're quasi-geeks here at Top 5, and we're okay with that. Here's our Top 5 comic book characters, both the superheroes and the villians.

Guest starring Scott.

There's only four of you, so no, you don't make the list.

Tim

1. The Punisher

"Lawyers, Guns and Money" is almost his favorite Warren Zevon song

2. Sabretooth

So long dental plan!

3. Beast

Brains, brawn and bad breath.

4. Iron Man

Something tells me he's not making it through airport security.

5. Cable

Little known fact: he has DirecTV.

Wes

1. Wolverine

Like Wes, Wolverine is both Canadian and badass.

2. Batman

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman!

3. Magneto

In high school, he really dazzled girls with magic tricks.

4. Rorschach

I see... a rat sleeping on your face.

5. Nightcrawler

He tried to teleport to the top of Wes's list, but failed.

Dave

1. Batman

2. Cyclops

He understandably wears his sunglasses at night.

3. Magneto

4. Blade

In this era of shit vampires like Twilight, we should really appreciate Blade for killing them.

5. Wolverine

Scott

1. Iron Man

2. Phoenix

Added appeal: she loves to grill.

3. The Hulk

The greatest Whac-A-Mole player ever.

4. The Punisher

5. Magneto