Badass Things From Scotland

Today is our favorite Scotsman's birthday.  Happy birthday Tim!  In honor of Tim, here's the 5 Most Badass Things Scotland Gave Us.  Because if it's not Scottish, it's crap!

It's also his dog Aimoth's birthday.  Seriously.

Bad Ass Enforcer Nicknames

New York Rangers tough guy Derek Boogaard was found dead in his apartment over the weekend.  In addition to being a really good fighter, he had a pretty cool if obvious nickname: The Boogey Man.  In honor of him, here's the Top 5 nicknames for NHL fighters.  Talent and nickname are taken into consideration.  So sorry Marty McSorely and Tie Domi, you're not on this list.  Neither are you Craig "Chief" Berube.  And while Peter Worrell once told the police he was Andreas Lilja, that doesn't qualify as a nickname. (Click on their names to see why that ruse didn't work with the cops.)

George Parros' mustache is just too cool to not put on here.

Spaceships

Because spaceships are fucking awesome.

We felt the need to add the flying RV from Spaceballs on here.

Not because we like the movie (we do), but because we're from Georgia.

Manliest Super Bowl Performances

Yeah, it's Trent Dilfer.  So what?
Holding up the Lombardi Trophy with a busted hand is what this list is all about.

The Super Bowl will be played later today, so we should probably honor it somehow.  And we can't think of a better way to do so than by educating you on some bad ass displays of manhood in the Super Bowl.