Seinfeld Secondary Characters

(This week is going to be very busy for us here at Top 5 at our day jobs, so we'll leave a little morsel until next week, when we can crank them out.)

We love Seinfeld. Who doesn't. One of the things that made the show great was the recurring secondary characters. Here's our favorite, Tim sat this one out.

Wes
1. Newman
2. Frank Costanza
3. Jackie Chiles
4. Morty Seinfeld
5. David Puddy

Dave
1. George Steinbrenner
2. J. Peterman
3. Frank Costanza
4. Morty Seinfeld
5. Newman

Lame Villains

A great villain can really make a movie. Heath Ledger's The Joker, Norman Bates, Hannibal Lecter... they're very memorable and they're the star of the film. Then there's the other side: a villain so lame, so hilariously bad that you can't forget them either. Here's our (least?) favorites...

Cover Songs

Some songs are so good they deserve to be heard again and again. Too bad they never play those type of songs on the radio. And some songs sound pretty good as originals, and pretty fantastic when another artist covers it. These are our Top 5 cover songs. The usual Tuesday (we publish these a day later, maybe more) guest appearance by Marc.

This is a long post, so read on after the jump...

Weapons to Have in the Zombie Apocalypse

One day the zombie apocalypse will come. Don't say we didn't warn you. When it does, you better be prepared. Not just with gallons of gas and generators and canned goods and what not. But with weapons. You'll be fine if you have these 5. Sure, they're ridiculous and mainly fictitious, but we're talking about zombies.


When all else fails, have some brass knuckles as a backup.

1. Lightsabre



As if you really needed anything else.

2. Moonraker Laser


Suits are optional. Very optional.

Hey you never know, they might follow you into space. Also, it's a freaking laser.

3. Old Painless



For when you ain't got time to bleed.

4. Baseball Bat


Chipper Jones has a .788 slugging percentage against the undead.

It's so simple, and yet highly effective. Make sure you're stocked on pine tar.

5. Iron Man Suit

It flies. It shoots. It looks awesome.