We'd stick him far underground, but he'd be right at home.
Tim
Sean Penn (and his personal photographer)
Penn will save his mine mates and us some work by actually going into the mine a day early with his photog, so he can properly document his heroic effort.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Have fun with him Mr. Penn. You'll have lots to talk about.
George Lucas
It's the only way to stop him from further ruining Star Wars.
Whoever canceled Firefly
To paraphrase Malcolm Reynolds, "If anything happens to him, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears."
Guillermo del Toro
He and Lucas can kill time by talking about movies that look cool but are actually shit.
Dave
Jerry Jones
Jerry serves a dual purpose. First, with him out of the picture, his son Stephen will run the Dallas Cowboys into the ground, which is a good thing. Secondly, he (well, his family) will use all his money and resources to get him out of the mine, therefore accelerating the development of mine rescue technology.
Jeff Francoeur
Like nuclear waste, the gaping hole in right field known as Jeff Francoeur should be buried under millions of tons of concrete.
Brett Ratner
No more shitty movies for you either Brett.
Joe Buck
Hopefully Joe will last longer than his HBO show. It shouldn't be hard.
Sidney Crosby
NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman will come to the rescue! *gut laugh*
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