Weapons to Have in the Zombie Apocalypse

One day the zombie apocalypse will come. Don't say we didn't warn you. When it does, you better be prepared. Not just with gallons of gas and generators and canned goods and what not. But with weapons. You'll be fine if you have these 5. Sure, they're ridiculous and mainly fictitious, but we're talking about zombies.


When all else fails, have some brass knuckles as a backup.

1. Lightsabre



As if you really needed anything else.

2. Moonraker Laser


Suits are optional. Very optional.

Hey you never know, they might follow you into space. Also, it's a freaking laser.

3. Old Painless



For when you ain't got time to bleed.

4. Baseball Bat


Chipper Jones has a .788 slugging percentage against the undead.

It's so simple, and yet highly effective. Make sure you're stocked on pine tar.

5. Iron Man Suit

It flies. It shoots. It looks awesome.